Mad Peruvian policeman in Lima

What would be your most funny caption for this photo? I just couldn’t miss taking a shot of this policeman pulling such a face.

Here are my humble attempts:

Sh*t, I forgot the kids, again. I'm so dead...

Why am I always the one asked to carry the boss’s handbag?

Arg, not sure I should have eaten that ceviche at breakfast... [ceviche is a Peruvian dish: “fresh” raw, marinated food]

You're wearing the same shoes as I am, d*mb*ss.